if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
This will never not be funny.
a hero for the ages
This means so much to me
Its even better when you remember that his rock ends up winning
Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?
Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters
I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
Some good tips for pistol grips…
For all the artists I know out there.
you mean im not supposed to hold it upside down and fire with my pinky?
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials